He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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