I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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