So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
