the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
