We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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