Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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