halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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