i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'm really busy with my period
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