is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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