I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
