Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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