nut hugger
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
