i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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