using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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