he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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