your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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