I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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