i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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