oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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