her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
it's like iHOP with fire
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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