We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We left the knife in your bed.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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