Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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