I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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