i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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