Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just pee around me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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