i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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