I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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