can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
