Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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