Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
honey bunches of taint.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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