So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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