I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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