i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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