I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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