Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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