Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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