Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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