the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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