we have officially lost it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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