epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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