He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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