Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
should my penis look like a turkey
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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