My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
