? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it glows. i had to have it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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