sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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