you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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