Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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