Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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