These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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