But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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