I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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