ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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