Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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